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Erkin
was Turkish man he longed for a female chance
Headed
back to Istanbul we hope he finds hot pants
Bales
he was a suave one and he stood right by his thoughts
OB
had a different plan we hope he pulled it off
Evan
is a doctor and he hails from near Cape Fear
Didn’t
give a damn ‘bout school just give that kid more beer
Nicole
was our smiling blonde she dressed like sweet J-Lo
Talking
with out laughing well that was never quite her show
Bennet
is a quiet guy he kept about his biz
Rumor
has it many gals are wishing for Elviz
Bolt
a friendly Cajun boy he told us how it was
St.
Patties Day in Ireland we think he still got a buzz
Ramesh
did his own damn thing he listened to our show
I
dare to ask what he will tell and the secrets he must know
Carey
was our sultry gal she partied all the time
Email
during Lanen’s class was all that was on her mind
Carson
our outspoken hero, tried to rally all
But
some nights the drink got the best of him and he answered every
call
Frank’s
a b-bal loving fool he dribbles nice and smooth
Jeez
man shut that laptop once and you’d find the classroom groove
Judy
sweet dear Judy, our tortured curriculum heir
Calling
JJ during class was something happening there?
Matt
Collet kept us laughing with his funny Simpson jokes
But
get that kid a brew and he’s smooth with other folks
Rem
you brought your skills to the improve follies track
Anyway
we can get a chance to have the two twins back?
Ali
Diamond stole our hearts with her poise and charity
When
80’s came around she was a rockin’ that party!
Alejandro
was our steaming quiet Latin man of fire
Where’d
you travel off to while we danced along the wire?
Ranya’s
fingers raced across her keyboard every class
We
hope she paid attention enough to avoid that dreaded Low Pass
Jose
had lots of questions and he asked them all the time
Jeez
man give it juts a little rest I’m working on this rhyme
Aaron
smiled wide each day, our ski instructor bright
Homer
Simpson he would love to play just to kiss his Marge goodnight
Gumbis
led the football squad, in the backfield he did dance
The
girls all swooned but then they cried…only Elizabeth has a
chance
Probal
our round headed friendly guy, he’s there for all our needs
Dude
you into Craig or what? We need a hand here, please…
Latchezar
your Bulgarian flair delighted many times
Relax
a bit and you would then be reading between the lines
Maria’s
voice it spun and twirled a delightful dance of sound
Anyone
been seeing where this girl’s been hanging ‘round?
Joe
Johnson was our ‘ladies man’ he killed a many chick
Dude
your antics are so played, you need another shtick!
Jyarland
knew why she was here the classroom was her place
But
give her a dress and a stage to sing and she wooed all over the
place
Keller
was a football stud he grabbed up every ball
But
where’d he disappear to, we hardly saw him at all
Jack
Kelley is our local Kennedy, replete with his dear hat
Hockey
and Nantucket stuff, man this guy is PHAT!
Suk
Kyu asked we call him Dan, this was his preferred he knew
Damn
that kid he got us drunk on way too much So Ju!
Morgan
smiled and ran and ran but each vote turned up naught
But
in the end she showed us all, the social stuff she brought!
Jordan
K, our section pres, so tall and charismatic
Who’d
a guessed this guy would be a purple velvet fanatic! (THANKS
MORG)
Ajit
was always so polite and wise beyond his years
Lookin
always innocent, a little wet behind the ears?
Samantha
smiled her perky face exuding all the light
Don’t
cross her though or you will be subject to her true might
Sin
Mei was the quiet one, she showed she was the bomb
But
one fateful day we all wondered what happened in World ECON?!
Mike
Lewis was a sly one as he got his business done
Switched
sections he did, we must assume but why, and where, which one?
Gonzo
came and within a week befriended everyone
Our
marketing guy he landed the gig and will have his summer fun
Kevin
was inquisitive, he asked most every class
That
is assuming he stayed awake and didn’t sleep right past
Sumit
showed his Texas pride the long horns were his team
A
party for mostly girls, man that’s a brilliant scheme
Brian
what else can we say, you ride it straight and clean
A
weekend in Canada though, whatever did you mean?
John
Minor showed each morning with his Mountain Dew and Tarts
This
southern boy with such a drawl, but Craig holds all his cards
Dan
Muir was a Maverick type he flew the big bad jets
But
16 years or 20 Dan, I know where to place my bets!
Ivan
started out real well, a stellar scholar jock
Then
somewhere over winter he seemed to lose his clock
Sima
sat all the way in back, never saying lots
But
listen well she did indeed and knows our every plot
Flavio
had many questions, he never just agreed
But
get him going on Brazil football and he’d tell you what you
need
Pfeiffer
came and did his thing, a man with quite a mission
Then
he took a ring and went a wife hunting and a fishin’
Russell
was our dear Ding friend, he spoke so nice and neat
If
only we all heard the pot-shots coming from his OB seat
Sowmya
studied and she prepared she knew her stress would pass
But
busted she was one time in Marketing and once in Finance class!
Martin
did grace us each fine day with his questions and his thoughts
Not
a single OB idea he heard did he even slightly bought
Lauren
with her seat down right and laptop at the Reidy
A
man in Seattle holds the heart of this section 5 Betty!
Lars
came in and made us wonder what club he would choose
Our
mysteries were answered when he made us do the LUGE!
Bradley
Rosenblatt was a marketing wiz, his brain is one big pump
Little
did we know about his Idaho table JUMP
Sanders
kept a low profile doing his TMI show
With
a little help from Dylan, Brandon and Kelly, he was our guy from
90201
Ayan
made us all keep guessing, when would this kid snap
A
dancing fiend perhaps? Or a simple classroom trap?
Craig
he’s not a quiet guy his laugh heard round the school
Engaged
now he is and getting hitched, we wonder if he’ll bend the
rules
Ted
knew what to do at times, with Operations and what he was
wearing
Chevy
chase and celebrity photos, "C’mon guys its all ball
bearings!"
Tara
seemed a quiet gal, one prone to books and studies
But
give that girl a beverage and she’d raise hell at all her
buddies
Neilesh
was our Jewish buddy, clean cut and well spoken
But
Amy questions all the rules of your religion you have broken!
Then
there’s Alex our pharma guy he got his plan and used it
Anything
your laptop needs he’ll find it at Compoosa!
Amy
Steffeck where to start, our section 5 party pal
Each
night a new adventure, each morning a new tale to tell
Cameron
came to learn her studies, laptop always on
To
note or to surf the web for the perfect Wedding song!?
Steven
Sun or ‘Yu’ we say, you gave us quite a scare
But
get your girlfriend in the room and a different man appears!
Xavier
we learned from you and chatted at some mixers
We
just assume with your style and flair you were a big ol’
trixter
Theall
was a double agent one half man one father
A
pint of Guinness in his hand and you knew which not to bother
Bethany
our boisterous friend how ever did you do it
Kill
the curve and ring some bells while talking all the way through
it?!
Tom
Tran showed up here and there, always a quiet dude
But
when he gets enough to drink, he got a dancin’ attitude
Walker
our dear MSJ friend of all the weeks
Keep
him on your good side or your recruiting will be tweaked!
Florian
or F-bomb, we no longer know which one
Damnit
man when you come in late, sit your quiet ass down!
Jay
Wang was a risky man, leather vest was no joke
Always
nice and never mean but sometimes fun he poked
Edwin
Watts was here and there, each semester something new
The
second term saw center stage become his one man show
Weber
now, its just not fair, two lines are not enough
A
Harley a smile, beer and bowling lanes and you had all the right
stuff!
Elizabeth
was a studious girl, we think her quite a smarty
But when she showed at
the Latin House, we knew we had a party
Tomo
Yokooka told us how to handle our Korean drink
Sorry
buddy we dropped you off, SK drove, I think?
Carrie
silent smart and quick, a hidden talent true
Get
her on an excel program and she’s the partner for each of you
Last
comes Zugger, a brilliant man, so good at strategy
We
never see you out, you’re a home husband with family
So
enjoy your summers everyone, it’s been a whirlwind year
We’ll
see you all back in the fall, for studies, stories and beer!
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