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Rumors and Quotes Here
it is world. look for us to speak easy about one another and
laugh at our sillier selves. Submissions are always
welcome and more often than not, believed (note, some items
are actually true!). ...careful,
someone is listening!... Sept
7, 2002: "When it comes to bean bags and swamp
ass, I'll take the swamp ass anytime." March
6, 2002: Neil coined a haiku to help Eric assess his
love life: "My
friend.... You
seek good woman find
good-n-ready, good-to-go; goodness! good
try." February
7, 2002: Organizational Behavior, "Erkin had a reaction
to the hot pants!" February
6, 2002: Sincerely stated in OM while digesting the
complex rules of the beer game.... "Guys, I think what we
actually have to here is to start thinking." - thanks
for the insight buddy. February
5, 2002: Statistics, Q: "What is the difference between 16 and
20?" A: "Jail."
February, 2002:
"Remember when we do these measurements, we can clearly see
that unit size does not matter." (Statistics)
November
7, 2001: While presenting a medical case to class...
"If you'regonna screw up, it might as well be with an
animal." November
6, 2001: "I'm a little nervous about the finance
exam. But honestly, my Greek penmanship has improved
wonderfully. I should get high scores in that class. November
1, 2001: While playing darts and winning with more
points, someone theorized, "Playing darts is just like
life," to which Eric responded, "Yeah right, if darts
were just like life, then I certainly wouldn't be scoring." October
27, 2001: While discussing business periodicals for
marketing: Student one: "Well, let's look at
successful periodicals in America versus the French
proposal. What successful monthly periodicals are in
America?" To which another student speaks before
thinking, "How about Businessweek." Who
Am I? October 23, 2001: "So we gonna
ashhume [assume] that....." (often quoted) Overheard
October 17: "Bleeding hearts don't HAVE social
responsibility. Bleeding hearts don't HAVE anything! (Jack
Welch)" Overheard
around October 14: "Oh, my nubbin is too
sensitive!" (referring to her IBM 'TrackPoint' during a
finance study session) Overheard
October 13: "Amy, what exactly do you mean by
'top - 10' list and 'BD?'" I'm not familiar with
those terms. Can you please explain during class on
Monday?" Overheard
October 10: "See, I'm not sure about the
profitability of those so-called strap-on filters....(further
discussion muted by laughter)" [editor's note,
"faucet-mounted" filters]. Overheard
October 8: "It's not the size that matters, it's what
you do with it!"........"That's a myth Brad!" Overheard
October 5: "I don't know about that accounting
test. I mean, I feel pretty upset about it. I was
talking with web about the test, and we had a lot of the same
answers. That scares me!"
Who Am I?
October 8, 2001: "Well, actually, this is a short
trip down memory lane. After a few sports drinks, I
endeavored to test my athletic prowess by tossing a few darts.
Sadly, my darts landed in my opponent's foot, thereby sealing my
fate in the annals of sports' excellence." Who Am I?
Who Am I?
October 8, 2001: While verifying our marketing
expertise, one student challenged, "How does it feel on
your throat?" in reference to beer tasting and market
segmentation. Who Am I?
Who Am I?
October 6, 2001: "In my spare time, I like
to reunite with my old friends. We are an eclectic group
of musicians. My stage name is Planet Chill, and combined
with my friends, we are DJ Dr. Know featuring MC Orbit and the
Galaxy Crew. We romp on stage in space suits and rap the
most insane lyrics possible. Who Am I?"
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