Welcome!  You have reached the very tentative page of Ben Feinberg, born in the wee hours of May 25, 2007, three weeks early, chomping at the bit. Here I am just a few hours old:

Everyone says I look very cute, so it must be true (I’m an empiricist, you see. Already.) And they also seem to want to see more photos. Who am I not to oblige? So…

I like to whistle. A regular Von Trapp I am.

Unhand me, you monstrous woman!

My first lambada lesson…

I lament the garish snails on my garment.

This is my aunt CJ, the famous fashion designer. Isn’t she sweet?

Mommy is boring me with her research J

Grandpa feeds me. That’s not a real Rolex.

Halmoni and Haraboji admire me.

My best Dr. Fu Manchu look. [Or perhaps “The Craw”.]

Ain’t I chic? [Answer: Yes, I ain’t…]

That’s all for now! I know you enjoyed it!